Scottie and Megany plus Tristan =

The Woodruff Family

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Insults

I haven't posted anything in a while so I thought I'd post a little something. I think this commercial is funny! I just love how she says 'lint-licker'. It's hilarious!!


The whole name calling thing reminded me of a story my Relief Society President told us at a recipe exchange. Her little boy is 3 or 4 and he was talking to his mom about their dog.
He was like, "Zoey licks her bum.."
And she replied, "Yes she does."
Boy, "So... Zoey is a bum-licker?"
Mom, "Yes, she is." 
A few days later he got into trouble and she was putting him in time-out in his bedroom. She said as she was leaving, he was screaming and crying, but he screamed "BUM-LICKER!!!!!!!" to her and she said she had to go into another room and laugh. I thought that was sooo funny!
And then I have another friend in my ward who has twin girls in Sunbeams and they made up their own insult to each other. They will say to each other "Baby wipe!" and just find it so funny and insulting!
The things kids come up with.. haha!

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Introducing Dash


Over the weekend, Scott & I went down to St. George to meet my parents at my grandma's house. We also went down there not just for a visit but to receive our new puppy!! It's a boy and he is my lil half breed!

The story about him is this: My parents were walking into Petsmart and saw this woman carrying a cute puppy who looked like he was partially weenie dog (dachshund). They stopped to pet him and this woman started telling them her story. She had decided on getting a dog for her son and she went to the pound to go look. She found this puppy who was 4 days away from being put down. He was only 4 months old and was found wandering the streets. She said she couldn't just leave him, so she took him from the pound to give to her son. The son apparently couldn't take him, so now she was stuck with him, but she couldn't take him because she was going to California and she already had two dogs. She said her husband would be upset if she brought home another dog! Therefore, she was trying to get rid of him. My mother (who has become a softie in her later years) couldn't let him go either. She just looked at my dad and he told her to take him. She knew that we wanted another weenie dog so she thought of me when she was taking him. And they brought him up to St. George to meet us and give him to us! And thats the story!

This little guy is half miniature dachshund, half terrier (don't know exactly what kind) and he is so cute! My lil half-breed! Haha! He gets along really well with Meli who is my fat weenie dog! The cat finds him interesting and will play with him a little bit too. We had a lot of names picked out for him but couldn't decide on exactly who he was. My family named him Dug after the movie 'Up!' but he just wasn't a Dug. If anything, Meli is a Dug because she is fat, and has the same 'Dug' eyes, and smile. There was also Tigger because he kind of looks like a tiger with his orange and black stripes. But Tigger I didn't really like. We thought of Spock which would've been really cool! But... he just wasn't a Spock either. Then, I was listening to Dashboard Confessionals (one of my all time favorite bands) and I knew his name was to be Dash. It fits him just perfect. So here we are, introducing our new member to the family, Dash!

This is when my parents were bringing him up. He is the best traveler. He just sits in one spot (wherever you put him, he stays) and sleeps. The perfect travel dog. I love this picture because its so funny how he sleeps haha!
Here is Dash! He is with my brother Tanner before they brought him up to us. He has the face of a terrier and a body of a weenie dog! I love his face though, he has cute old man whiskers but an adorable puppy face. My lil half-breed...awww!
This is all I can do for now, but I will add some more pics.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Movie Mania

Here are some upcoming movies that we really looked forward too! I don't know what they are all rated yet, but they still look good.
Sherlock Holmes - Christmas Day 2009
Avatar - December 18th, 2009
Extrodinary Measures - January 22nd, 2010
Daybreakers - January 8th, 2010
Dear John - February 5th, 2010
Shutter Island - February 19th, 2010

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Feed Your Wild Side



Monday, November 23, 2009

Adventure is Out There!








I just wanted to put that title because I love the movie UP!. :D We didn't really go on an amazing adventures like swimming the Great Barrier Reef or traveling Europe or other cool stuff. We just went on down to Arizona a few times this past month which are my favorite adventures since I don't live there anymore.

At the end of October, Kirk got home from his mission in Oaxaca, Mexico. It was tons of fun being there for that and visiting with our families. He is still the same ol' Kirk, just all grown up and matured.
Then 3 weeks later, we went back down for Kimber & Casey's wedding! It had been a long engagement for them but it finally came and they are now husband and wife! The ceremony was so sweet and I'm glad I made it. When we had arrived at the temple a half hour early, I realized I had forgotten my temple recommend and I had to drive like a mad-woman to go home, grab my recommend, and get back to the temple. Unfortunately, I got flashed by a camera for speeding....stupid! I hate those things, but you know, it was worth it because I got to be at Kimber's wedding! It was so great seeing our family again, and old friends that I hadn't seen in a while.
On our way up from Arizona this last time, we met up with Abe & Jill, and their baby Jocelyn. They are our dear friends and we always look forward to spending time with them whenever we can. Their little girl is so precious and is such a hoot! We love and miss hanging out with them!
Now winter is coming and Christmas is also just around the corner. Thanksgiving is just a few days away! I can't believe how fast this year has flown by! I need to start Christmas shopping and setting up decorations.
Everyone have a Happy Thanksgiving! And eat lots of turkey and mashed potatoes!

Monday, October 26, 2009

Happy Halloween

The Monster Mash
Starring: Scottie, Megany, Meli, Kitty, and Tanner