Kitty gets Hair Cut!

Scott & I have been wanting to do this for a while for a few reasons. Kitty needed a hair cut because it was so long and it got EVERYWHERE in the house. We are constantly vacuuming up his stupid hair.. Also, its summer time and we knew it would be cooler for him if his hair was shorter. 

Well.. our attempt to cut his hair was hilarious. Basically, Scott held him down while I started shaving Kitty. Kitty did not like this... Not one bit. I don't think I've ever seen him so mad in my life. He was growling and hissing and biting and scratching at us both. Swiping at our faces, trying to do anything to stop us. We have a mean kitty... 

It did start off pretty well. At first he wasn't quite sure what was happening so I got part of his back really well, then that is when he freaked out. Anyways, here are some pictures of our little battle. I wish someone could've videotaped this though. It would've been just as good as the bath ones. (If you haven't seen those, you should. It is my very first post ever, go check em out!)

And yes, that is some of Kitty's hair that we shaved. This was only part of it. I still vacuumed up more later. And I love his battered tail. We did an absolute terrible job on cutting his hair.. haha

More torturing from Kitty

These are pictures of our bed. Kitty likes to use the bottom of my bed as his scratcher. This is why we shut the bedroom door and this is why he is not allowed to sleep in our bedroom either because in the middle of the night we would hear him just scratching away. Besides our bed, he also uses Meli to sharpen his claws. Poor Meli...

When we first moved into our place here in Spanish Fork, UT, we had thrown Meli and Kitty into a bedroom because we were stupid and we were trying to hide our animals from our landlord. Anyways, long story short, she (Meli) ended up tearin up the carpet because she freaked out. You have to realize that she just moved from my parents house and she didn't know where she was and she probably thought we were leaving her. Its our own stupid fault for what she did. Well, we ended up getting it fixed and as you can tell, the carpet man didn't do a very good job. So during the whole month of Christmas, we put Kitty into this bedroom because he just LOVED getting into all my Christmas decorations, while we were gone or not looking. It was rather annoying and I was afraid he'd break something. Well he ended up pulling up the carpet, now we have to fix it again. Don't worry, we put his food, water, and litter box in the room with him. He actually ended up loving his bedroom, cuz when we would leave the door open when we were home, he would always leave us and go up into his room. He's just a bad kitty who likes to torture me and damage things.

Kitty Torturing me...

Okay, so ever since we RESCUED (which he should thank us daily for saving his dirty lil life) our kitty, for some odd reason, and I don't know why, he has loved to just torture me and only me!! Why you ask? Thats a good question! I will have to ask him someday, when we die, in heaven.

Alright, before I had my family come down for Christmas, I would keep our bathroom door and sometimes our bedroom door closed because Kitty would always get into stuff while we were gone. When my family was here, the doors just ended staying open and Kitty wouldn't get into anything. So, after my family left I just kept the doors open thinking that he was a good kitty now. Guess not...

Stupid cat...now I leave my bedroom & bathroom doors closed. That was a whole roll he destroyed and I had to throw it away! He tries to act all innocent too - look at him:

Kitty gets his first and last bath EVER

Okay, Ammo (aka Kitty) went to the Vet's and he got his manhood takin from him! I did feel bad but I was not going to let any spraying going on in my house. I had to leave him overnight at the Vet's and when we brought him home, he had peed all over in his kennel, and got it all over himself. So we attempted to giving him a bath. It was really funny actually! (By the way this was back in July 2008)

Notice how in Attempt #1, Scottie has no protection on him.

In Attempt #2, he has put a lot of protection on him! haha (oh and please ignore my scream, kitty almost caught hold of Scott's ear and ya...)

Attempt #3 was a success!

Success! Mr. Kitty does not smell anymore!

Kitty Wounds but we will live!