Scottie and Megany plus Tristan =

The Woodruff Family

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Worth Watching

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Help Me Choose

Another thing that happened this last Sunday was that Scott and I took pictures for like our anniversary. It was two years on March 10th and we (when I say we, I mean me haha) wanted some pictures taken.
Amanda, my wonderful sister-in-law, has a very sweet friend who loves taking pictures for fun! It is her hobby and she enjoys taking families out and couples and doing cool/fun pictures. We asked her to do some for us and she did a wonderful job (as you can tell).
So.. your job is to help us decide on a few pictures to print and hang up in our home. I hope you like them! I know we sure do.

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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Story Time

Funny Story!!
Alright, so Scott and I are the Sunbeam teachers in our ward. We have been for over a year, and it has been really fun and quite the challenge.
This last Sunday, we had a full class of kids (which is 7 children). Two boys, and five girls. Well, during Sharing Time, we were sitting down and just listening to the lesson. Then one of our boys gets up and starts walking to the door, holding himself, and saying he needs to go potty. (His name is Tyler by the way). (And his mom also is in Primary. She teaches the 5 and 6 year olds and sits right behind us). Anyways, so I have never had to help a little boy go to the bathroom. Scott usually did that, but because of certain circumstances, he had to stay and watch another little girl.
So I got to take Tyler to the bathroom, which I don't mind at all. We get to the bathroom and we went into a stall (which was one of the smaller ones). I had asked him if he needed help, and he replied "Yes". He pulled down his pants and then just stood next to the toliet looking at me. He didn't even stand in front of it. So I wasn't sure if he knew how to pee standing up or if he peed sitting down. So... I just took him and sat him on the toliet. He seemed like he knew what he was doing, and he tried to make sure that his little thing stayed pointed down in the toliet, but it didn't really work. He ended up peeing on me... Haha It just sprayed my leg and I just didn't really say anything because I didn't want to embaress him. I was afraid if I did say something, he wouldn't ever want to go to the bathroom ever again! Luckily, there was a lady who's daughter is in our class and she had wipees. I borrowed a couple of them to clean it all off. So it was no big deal. I got it all cleaned and we walked back to sharing time.
Afterwards, his mom asked me if he had peed his pants because she had seen him holding himself as we walked out. I told her that he didn't, he just accidentally peed on me. She was soo embaressed! I told him not to worry about it, and everything was just fine.
Later that night, we were over at Weston and Amanda's house visiting with family, and Sis. Brown (Tyler's mom) called Scott looking for me. I took the phone and she asked me where I was at the moment. I told her we were at Weston's (and she lives right around the corner) and she said that she wanted to have Tyler come over and apologize to me. I was like, "Oh my goodness, you don't need too. It is just fine!" But she insisted. I thought she was making him say sorry to me and I felt bad because it really wasn't that big of a deal and I know he wasn't trying to pee on me. I went outside and waited for them to walk on over.
When I saw them, I started walking toward them and I noticed that Tyler had some stuff in his hands. Sis. Brown turned to Tyler and was like, "Do you need to say something to Sis. Woodruff?" and he was like, "Sis. Woodruff, I'm sorry I peed on you." He gave me this big ol' hug and then he gave me three bags of popcorn because it is his favorite treat and he wanted to share it with me. It was the CUTEST thing! I hugged him back and told him not to worry about it. Sis. Brown told me that at the dinner table, Tyler said he was sad and he wanted to come say sorry to me. And then, Bro. Brown was all grossed out, saying that it was disgusting that Tyler peed on me. I told her, thats probably why women take care of children.
I know it was gross that he accidentally peed on me, but I just didn't really care because he's a little kid. I know he was trying really hard to go to the bathroom. It was so funny! Also, lil Tyler is so cute when he says my name or when he talks because he's got this cute little lisp! You just couldn't be mad or upset at this sweet 3 year old.

Monday, March 9, 2009

BYU Basketball Game




So Scott and I got some $5 dollar tickets online from BYU. They had emailed Scott saying that we could get really good seats for just $5 to the last BYU Home game. Since we haven't gone to a basketballgame yet, we decided to go. We bought our tickets and chose a place to sit in the Marriot Center. They place we chose though was apparently full so we let if pick somewhere else for us. And this is where is put us....




It was worth it! We had a lot of fun sitting up at the top. It was a different activity for us to get out and do, so it was a good fun experience!

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

The Truth

I got this from Blair, and I thought it was sooo funny! I had to post it. Enjoy :)
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PETS, THIS IS A TRUE STORY.
FOR THOSE THAT DON'T, IT IS A TRUE STORY.
The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.
Dear Dogs and Cats:
The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It Is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. (this is so funny, cuz Meli does this to Scott alll the time! and he always complains about it!)
For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.
The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:
TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
(1) They live here. You don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.
Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
(1) eat less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't hang out with drug-using people;
(7) don't smoke or drink,
(8) don't want to wear your clothes,
(9) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children ...